gotcha! can you teach me to be a secret agent too? just in case big bad evil spies come attack me! then I can be a secret agent super hero! and save the world! pschoooo!

Well, I don’t fucking know about making you a secret agent, hahha. Char would have my balls for that. But, I’ve been talking to her, and we’ve decided that once you’re outta that fucking plaster, we’ll be teaching you how to defend yourself, okay?